August 20, 2014

Inside the 2012 Motor Trade Awards

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The annual motor trader awards on Wednesday was very well attended as always, so much so in fact it felt a little more like being at a rave for penguins such was the din and the uniform black and white tuxedo’s. The glitz and glamour unfortunately was not matched by the awards themselves and if there’s one thing we didn’t need to come to the … [Read more...]

What’s in a name?

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Naming your car seems to be associated with girls rather than boys but I have to admit that, with all the new models on the road today seemingly designed by the same computer program, they all seem to merge into one. It sort of makes me hanker for the old days when I had to get underneath my mk 3 Cortina and bang the starter motor with a ball … [Read more...]

All the usual war stories at the annual veteran motor traders curry night

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The recent annual curry night for motor trade veterans (from a certain era) went down a storm and, as usual, the wine and the banter were flowing in equal measures. Naturally we all had our say on the state of the nation whilst at the same time brushing off a few of the old stories that have been told many times before. These stories still raise a … [Read more...]

Tweet, tweet rather than beep, beep

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Social media in the driving seat as Bath couple set off on magical mystery driving tour of Ireland Samantha and Nick Brown from Bath will be throwing caution to the wind and asking Britons to design their Ireland holiday via Twitter and Facebook on a minute by minute basis. The social media adventurers were selected by Tourism Ireland to go on a … [Read more...]

“Super” Mario and a new car nightmare

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In order to try and cheer up our large reader base in these times of austerity, I have been reminiscing with old colleagues from way back when in the hope that they can re-count some amusing tales from the past. In this case I believe I have found a true story which will either make you laugh or make you cry. It was way back in the mid 90’s and … [Read more...]

Test driving Miss Daisy

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There is always a story to tell in the car business and sometimes they are scarcely believable. This one involves the usual protagonists; the salesman and the customer. The salesman is still active in the business and knows how MTI reaches out to the masses and therefore despite my plea that people would be sympathetic I cannot mention his name or … [Read more...]

Top 10 silly little cars

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The dictionary defines “silly” as weak-minded or lacking good sense; stupid foolish or absurd; ridiculous; irrational: a silly idea, foolish, feeble-minded, simple and pitiful. We occasionally see the odd car on our travels up and down the various motorways of this country which make us think “that’s a silly looking car if ever I saw one” (or words … [Read more...]

Eco driving tips from Smart

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Here's a light-hearted video with a serious message. Eco-Driving Expert Mick Linford gives us his top tips on saving fuel and getting the best economy from your car. Mick has twice driven the smart fortwo cdi pulse coupé to victory in the ALD Automotive/Total ECO 10 MPG Marathon. In the 2010 event, his winning figure was a staggering 94.66 miles … [Read more...]

Whatever were they thinking?

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Well it’s finally happened; I have seen a car that’s even uglier than the Fiat Multipla. No way! I hear you cry, Yes way! I retort and then some. I was driving up the m6 after a long meeting with some contributors when I glanced across the inside lane, wondering why there appeared to be a queue of traffic forming, when I saw this thing in all … [Read more...]

Fed up of being treated like an idiot?

Thank heavens the weather conditions have improved and the big thaw has almost completed. Now as everything becomes reassuringly damp again we can reflect on what a sorry state the UK get’s itself in when the weather moves anyway near an extreme. Following on from our article on the BBC’s Mr motoring ubiquity Quentin Wilson and his “top tips” … [Read more...]

If you drive one of these then you’re…

Stereotype - a commonly held public belief about specific social groups, or types of individuals The world is filled with clichés and stereotypes and the world of motor cars and their drivers is, of course, no exception. In an attempt to find a little slice of weekend fun we did a straw poll in the offices of MTI and came up with our own list of … [Read more...]

Holiday car rentals – the good, the bad and the ugly

My first memory of a holiday hire car was at the tender age of five when the family trip our villa in Menorca ended up with all of us piling into a Fiat 126, after a hot flight in an Iberia Tri-Star for four hours. I distinctly … [Read more...]

Ford Probe and the social status of a car dealer

When you are in the car business and people you don’t know so well become aware of it, especially at social gatherings, they seem to respond in one of two ways. They will either shun you completely and leave you … [Read more...]

Gear stick Mick and the Cortina of doom

Road rage is all the rage. As the UK’s roads clog up with summer holiday traffic jams tempers will inevitably flare. Road rage is not a new phenomenon however and has effected most generations since the … [Read more...]

Fiat 126 navigating the path of true love

Let’s just get something straight from the off. I have been working in the motor trade for nearly twenty five years, man and boy. I have driven some of the most desirable cars around and I have driven some … [Read more...]

The ASBO car top 10

I was in the high street shopping with my wife recently when in the distance I heard a distinct “doompf, doompf, doompf” sound emanating from what appeared to be an almost unrecognizable Citroen Saxo containing four pasty faced youths. I observed this badly modified Saxo and its unpleasant cargo driving around and around the area and cropping up on … [Read more...]

Top 10 inappropriate cars for very old people

Last weekend I was sitting at the traffic lights, in my Honda Civic Hybrid minding my own business when I noticed out of the corner of my eye a gigantic Hummer H2 heave into view and pull up alongside me. Nothing too much out of the ordinary there I suppose, apart from the fact that you perhaps don’t see too many of them on the UK roads, except … [Read more...]

Broken hearted canine

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The Fonejacker Car Sale

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Selling cars the wrong way!

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Gareth Cheeseman – Ford Probe

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There’s no need to rush!

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Don’t be badgered!

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US car dealer in free gun offer!

the BBC reports that a car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold. Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer. Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun. Owner Mark Muller said: "We're … [Read more...]

In-car facilities

Whilst stuck on the M(isery)1 this morning enduring a 36 mile journey which, eventually completed in a little over 5 hours (arrrragh!) I found myself passing the time trying to think of ways to improve the lives and comfort of fellow rat racers (altruistic Insider that I am). … [Read more...]